How 'Bout a Manwich?

No, Mary, you're not too late.  Now which man-whore do you want?  Here's what's on the menu (moving from right to left)...

1. Suddenly-buff Maynard G. Krebs
2. Hepatitis Henry
3. Ken (who has really hit the skids ever since Barbie dumped him)
4. Or, just for something really different, try a down-on his-luck Captain Kangaroo who has had both arms amputated.

Today's brief entry was stolen in its entirety from comments made over there at The Comics Curmudgeon.  (Once again, I'm in freelance hell.  Things should free up a bit very soon...)

Comments

[Ding]

Have you seen Rita's hair lately? Something in the water at the shelter? If Mary didn't find her, I was kind of, in a sick way, hoping Prof. Ian had something to do with the disappearance. That would be more interesting than the whole Mary/rescue thing.

[Ol'Froth]

I think Rita got into a cat fight with one of the other women in the shelter. In Friday's strip, Rita's hair is disheveled, but the other woman has a HUGE X bandage on her right cheek. Always bet on the nasty drunk!